We my be Jag owners, but we’re also human and we abuse our vehicles like the rest of you. Here are a few suggestions about what not to do in your Jaguar – and yes, that car pictures to the left is supposed to be upside down…
5. Smoking in a Jag
Many of you love to smoke while driving – some must in order not to kill that elderly person doing 35 in a 55 zone who cut you off. But please, if you can, do not light up inside of your Jaguar. It won’t cause any immediate harm, but the build up for smoke and cigarette butts will make your lovely luxury car air stale and tarnish the wood panel finish. And who really wants to deal with ash burns on their heated seats?
4. Trim your nose hairs/groom yourself
It’s bad practice to shave, put on lip stick, or comb your hair while driving 65 miles per hour during your morning commute – but almost everyone has done it. And your Jag is probably more comfortable than the bathroom. But we beg you, with all that is sacred, please do not trim your nose hairs and leave them all over your steering wheel. In general, it’s kinda gross, so keep it in the toilet.
3. Have intercourse
Another thing many of us are guilty of is…well…guilty sins while in the back seat. And fellas, it may be hard to keep the lovely ladies at bay when you roll up in your new supercharged Jaguar, but again we worry about the appearance of your seating and possibly any of the windows. And why hurt the image of an innocent Jaguar…ok it’s not THAT innocent.
2. Hold a meeting
Some of you Jag drivers may be workaholics, but we advise you take time out of your busy schedules to enjoy driving our automobile. Why clutter your car with coworkers, coffee cups and work papers? Kick back, if you’re going to car pool you should all enjoy the traffic. And you wouldn’t want to miss any American made automobiles in an accident, would you?
1. Share your Jaguar with someone else
You may want to share the joy of Driving a Jaguar with others – but DON’T! No matter how nice you are, we advise against this whole heartedly. This gem – keep it to yourself.