Fight Zombies with a 1986 Jaguar XJ12
In today’s world of zombies and living with the undead, we look at a British Film Classic – Shaun of the Dead, to help figure out how to fight an epidemic with a 1986 Jaguar. One of our favorite parts of Shaun is when the crew takes out a 1986 Jaguar to escape the undead menace – but with a car built like a tank it’s easy to also have it double as a battering ram.
The trick is to combine speed and curvature of your spin-out. One of Jag’s pluses is a two-ton weight of their ‘86 XJ sedans. With the correct angle you can wipe out an entire flank of brain-thirsty freak shows.
Zombies tend to be slow, but can really take a punch. You have to “remove the head or destroy the brain” – we’re guessing a top speed of 35 – 45 MPH will get a good enough swing with the back end of your Jag to really pack a punch. Or, if you can take out the legs and get their domes to smack against the window – just go straight ahead.
You’ll want to keep a tally of your “kills” (are the kills of they are already dear?) But do not stick around too long. Zombies have strength in numbers, and not even the strong metal doors of a 1986 XJ 12 will stop them from scooping out your mind-matter.
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