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5 Things You Should Never Do In A Jaguar

admin — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:46:57 +0000

We my be Jag owners, but we’re also human and we abuse our vehicles like the rest of you. Here are a few suggestions about what not to do in your Jaguar – and yes, that car pictures to the left is supposed to be upside down…

5. Smoking in a Jag

Many of you love to smoke while driving – some must in order not to kill that elderly person doing 35 in a 55 zone who cut you off. But please, if you can, do not light up inside of your Jaguar. It won’t cause any immediate harm, but the build up for smoke and cigarette butts will make your lovely luxury car air stale and tarnish the wood panel finish. And who really wants to deal with ash burns on their heated seats?

4. Trim your nose hairs/groom yourself

It’s bad practice to shave, put on lip stick, or comb your hair while driving 65 miles per hour during your morning commute – but almost everyone has done it. And your Jag is probably more comfortable than the bathroom. But we beg you, with all that is sacred, please do not trim your nose hairs and leave them all over your steering wheel. In general, it’s kinda gross, so keep it in the toilet.

3. Have intercourse

Another thing many of us are guilty of is…well…guilty sins while in the back seat. And fellas, it may be hard to keep the lovely ladies at bay when you roll up in your new supercharged Jaguar, but again we worry about the appearance of your seating and possibly any of the windows. And why hurt the image of an innocent Jaguar…ok it’s not THAT innocent.

2. Hold a meeting

Some of you Jag drivers may be workaholics, but we advise you take time out of your busy schedules to enjoy driving our automobile. Why clutter your car with coworkers, coffee cups and work papers? Kick back, if you’re going to car pool you should all enjoy the traffic. And you wouldn’t want to miss any American made automobiles in an accident, would you?

1. Share your Jaguar with someone else

You may want to share the joy of Driving a Jaguar with others – but DON’T! No matter how nice you are, we advise against this whole heartedly. This gem – keep it to yourself.

Damiler Unveils the Super Eight Sedan

admin — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:53:16 +0000

Damiler has unveiled a new Super Eight sedan that offers both luxury and power to consumers with deep pockets (Got $140,000 in the mattress). Get uber pampered by an interior cabin pimped out with leather trim. Wool carpeting, walnut veneer and heated driver’s throne. The Super Eight is stacked with electronic goodies as well including a front cabin telephone (sorry roatry version not available), CD audio, climate control, TV headrest displays with the ability to pick up broadcast. As for performance the features are equally impressive. An XJR 400 hp 4.2 liter supercharged V8 with six speed autobox is sure to make driving to the yacht club a pleasurable experience. With the ability to go from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds and a top speed of 155 mph you’ll have no probably quickly escaping from a weekend with the in laws. Start clipping coupons and saving your pocket change because this luxury sedan is sure to please the most hard to please drivers.

Jaguar Utilizes Mobile Internet

admin — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:23:43 +0000

Jaguar is one of the first automakers to tap into the powerful marketing opportunities presented by mobile internet marketing. The company launched its first major mobile campaign in October of 2007 during the Los Angeles auto show. The luxury automaker purchased all of Yahoo’s mobile ad inventory during a select period of time in order to generate anticipation for the new Jaguar XF. During the ad campaign Jaguar successfully generated 2447 actions which the company considers leads. They managed to collect 1478 e-mail addresses and 969 consumers used handsets to locate a dealership. Both companies also measured other significant user actions including the number of videos watched, Wallpapers downloaded and dealers located. Spending on mobile advertising will continue to grow as more companies realize the potential of location based advertising and the rise in the number of consumers with Internet capable handsets.

Jaguar XF Brings Home ‘Design of the Year Award’

admin — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:06:12 +0000

The Jaguar XF was recently awarded Fleet World’s “Design Of the Year Award”. This is the second year in a row that the automaker has been presented with this award.

The Jaguar XF has seen world wide recognition since its September unveiling, picking up 12 prestigious international awards. Jaguar’s Chairman of Judges George Emerson commented:
“The Jaguar C-XF won the Editor’s Award in last year’s Fleet World Honours largely on the strength of its appearance – a quite stunning car to look at. With XF, when you get inside the cabin and feel the quality, then drive it on the open road you realise that the company has delivered on its promise. It is an exceptional car that turns heads like no other in its class.” The Jaguar XF was also a recipient of the “Car of the Year” award presented by What Diesel Magazine as well as Top Gear’s “Limo of the Year” award.

Check Out the Jaguar XF in action!